My *deepest*, *darkest* secret

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Kold
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
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You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Como estan, beetches?
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Rensy wrote:it smells like big foots dick!

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.
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Enzy wrote:
Rensy wrote:it smells like big foots dick!

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food.

What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.



We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
The laughter penetrates my silence.
As drunken men find flaws in science.
Their words mostly noises.
Ghost with just voices.
Your words in my memory.
Like music to me.
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"Why dont you go back to your home on Whore Island"
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Fellora wrote:To quote the most famous of anchormen


"I am just gonna throw this out and there and if you dont like it you can throw it right back...."


I LOVE Vis Maior.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
The laughter penetrates my silence.
As drunken men find flaws in science.
Their words mostly noises.
Ghost with just voices.
Your words in my memory.
Like music to me.
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"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

It jumped up a notch.

It did, didn't it?

Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."
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