Masturbation Techniques

[Tluas]

Thats why you need to get a rubber band and tie that sucker off!

[Aus]

I've seen this video before. It's called BME.

It ends with the guy cutting his dick off.

[Tluas]

I've seen this video before. It's called BME.

It ends with the guy cutting his dick off.

Thats probably not a very good way to keep the sperm inside the penis though...

[Rensy]

If you cauterized the cut and the hole, the semen could be permanently trapped inside the severed penis...


Just a thought.

[Metzer]

I've seen this video before. It's called BME.

It ends with the guy cutting his dick off.

Ahh yes, I remember that night on vent. I believe Tyraff? and someone told the guild to check out his vent comment. My computer sucked and was a bit slow opening it. I believe vent something like this:

Aus: That's ridicules, who would cut their own dick off?
Kold: It's the BME competition.
random: It's probably like a fake dick or something.
random: It can't be that bad.
Aus: Like how do you win, you can't compete next year if your dick is gone.
random: ahhhh what the hell, I just saw a knife.
random: was that a cutting board?
Aus: there is no way this is real.
Aus: ahhhhhhhhhhhooommgggggahhhhhhhh
Aus: WHAT THE FUCK!?

At that point I closed my half loaded video window.

[Geeman]

The best part was how Serio was eating a sandwich and laughing while watching it.

[Rensy]

The best part was how Serio was eating a sandwich and laughing while watching it.

I don't know this serio, but that sounds like a man after my own heart.

[Anthaya]

The best part was how Serio was eating a sandwich and laughing while watching it.

It's not as bad as everyone makes it seem. Really Look For Yourself

[Scopar]

The lack of interest in this thread is disappointing :( What have these forums come to?!!?

[Milu]

The lack of interest in this thread is disappointing :( What have these forums come to?!!?

thats because none of the females have dared to share their techniques!

[Thundax]

Take a Banana and peel it, warm it up in the micro and go at it. (Caution: Don't put it in the microwave for to long or else it will burn your cock)

p.s. I know from experience!

p.s.s. And then your cock smells like a Banana too so its win win!

[kibbles]

I dont even touch my penis, I just tickle the prostate.

[Ryowen]

I like to put peanut butter on my balls and let the dog lick it off while listening to ABBA on my ipod.

[Hits911]

Has anyone else ever given themselves "the stranger"?

[Kalidandria]

I like to put peanut butter on my balls and let the dog lick it off while listening to ABBA on my ipod.

Abba? O_o


Freaks.