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Webin
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Slayer of Grass Eels

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.hammer

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
get hammer
You get a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle from inside your traveler's pack.
[Script]>* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're nimbly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to dodge, taking the full blow. The hammer lands a very heavy hit to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, nimbly balanced with no advantage.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You turn aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're nimbly balanced with no advantage.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're nimbly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You deflect the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're nimbly balanced and have slight advantage.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're nimbly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You deflect the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're nimbly balanced with no advantage.]
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to dodge, failing miserably. The hammer lands a heavy strike to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, nimbly balanced with no advantage.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You fend off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're winded, nimbly balanced with opponent in very strong position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You deflect the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You fend off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel slices wide at you. You turn aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to dodge, mis-stepping and blundering into the blow. The hammer lands an earth-shaking strike to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
A grass eel thrashes about wildly for a few seconds, then lies still.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>
A grass eel decays away.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>face next
get hammer
You turn to face a grass eel.
[Script]>You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to dodge, failing miserably. The hammer lands a solid hit to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You slap away the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're winded, solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel slices wide at you. You knock aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>
A grass eel slithers swiftly into view, its diamond-shaped head weaving about hypnotically.
[Script]>
The grass eel begins to advance on you!
The grass eel is still a distance away from you and is closing steadily.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You turn aside the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're solidly balanced and opponent has slight advantage.]
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to evade, moving directly into the blow. The hammer lands an extremely heavy hit to the eel's body. The grass eel is stunned!
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* Moving poorly and at a severe disadvantage, a grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You repulse the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Script]>
The grass eel closes to pole weapon range on you!
[Script]>
* Moving poorly, a grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You repulse the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in excellent position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>
The grass eel closes to melee range on you!
[Script]>
A grass eel coils tightly upon itself and suddenly springs up, glancing about with an amazed expression as it drops back into the soft underbrush.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You repulse the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're solidly balanced and in strong position.]
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to dodge, moving directly into the blow. The hammer lands a strong hit to the eel's body. The grass eel is stunned!
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
Long streamers of clouds turn shades of salmon and umber as the sun nears the horizon.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in superior position.]
[Script]>
* Moving poorly, a grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in superior position.]
[Script]>face next
get hammer
[Script]>* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You fend off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Script]>
You turn to face a grass eel, leaving the grass eel on your flank at melee!
[Script]>
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You slap away the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're solidly balanced and have slight advantage.]
[Script]>
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to evade, failing miserably. The hammer lands a powerful strike to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>l
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You knock aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in superior position.]
[Script]>
[Applebrandy River, Riverbed]
The Applebrandy flowed in this narrow, deep gorge at one point, plowing a passage that grew deeper through the years until its bed lay in cold shadows never touched by sunshine. But the river is gone now, and a coat of lush green grass almost as long and thick as bending seaweed covers the ground and walls alike. You also see a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle, a grass eel, a grass eel which appears dead and a grass eel.
Obvious paths: south.
[Script]>exp

Circle: 17
Showing all skills with field experience.

SKILL: Rank/Percent towards next rank/Amount learning
Shield Usage: 62 25% bewildering Light Chain: 62 65% muddled
Heavy Chain: 57 29% very muddled Parry Ability: 59 94% thoughtful
Multi Opponent: 64 40% pondering Medium Edged: 44 44% bewildered
Heavy Blunt: 1 03% learning Quarter Staff: 42 40% concentrating
Halberds: 51 77% thoughtful Heavy Thrown: 37 25% bewildering
Brawling: 47 07% pondering Evasion: 60 55% very muddled

Total Ranks Displayed: 586
Time Development Points: 56 Favors: 8 Deaths: 0
Overall state of mind: clear
EXP HELP for more information
[Script]>
* Moving poorly, a grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You deflect the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and have slight advantage.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You turn aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel whips at you. You deflect the whip with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and have slight advantage.]
[Script]>get hammer
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Script]>
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>
A grass eel decays away.
[Script]>throw
[Script]>
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to dodge, failing miserably. The hammer lands a strong hit to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in better position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You knock aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in better position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel whips at you. You slap away the whip with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and opponent has slight advantage.]
[Script]>
* With poor timing, a grass eel slices wide at you. You slap away the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in strong position.]
[Script]>get hammer
[Script]>
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to evade, taking the full blow. The hammer lands a very heavy hit to the eel's body. The grass eel is stunned!
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You turn aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with no advantage.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You knock aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Script]>
A grass eel slithers swiftly into view, its diamond-shaped head weaving about hypnotically.
[Script]>face next
get hammer
The grass eel begins to advance on you!
The grass eel is still a distance away from you and is closing steadily.
[Script]>* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You counter the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in good position.]
[Script]>
You turn to face a grass eel, leaving the grass eel on your flank at melee!
[Script]>
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel fails to dodge, failing miserably. The hammer lands a massive strike to the eel's body. The grass eel is stunned!
The war hammer falls to the ground!
[You're winded, solidly balanced and in dominating position.]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel whips at you. You repulse the whip with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in strong position.]
[Script]>
The grass eel closes to pole weapon range on you!
[Script]>
* A grass eel whips at you. You repulse the whip with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in better position.]
[Script]>
The grass eel closes to melee range on you!
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You turn aside the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in strong position.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You repulse the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced and in strong position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>throw
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to evade, taking the full blow. The hammer lands an awesome strike to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
A grass eel thrashes about wildly for a few seconds, then lies still.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
[Script]>
* A grass eel slices wide at you. You beat off the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in very strong position.]
[Script]>
A grass eel abruptly leaps across the area like a pogo stick made of green lightning.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You slap away the teeth with an iron-banded parry stick with brown leather straps.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in very strong position.]
[Script]>get hammer
You pick up a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[Script]>
* A grass eel bares a set of short but wickedly sharp fangs at you. You deflect the teeth with a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle.
[You're solidly balanced with opponent in excellent position.]
[Script]>throw
You turn to face a grass eel.
< You throw a hurlable war hammer with a long blackened handle at a grass eel. A grass eel attempts to dodge, taking the full blow. The hammer lands a spine-rattling strike to the eel's body.
The war hammer falls to the ground!
A grass eel shudders then goes limp.
[You're solidly balanced]
[Roundtime 6 sec.]
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

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why did i read that whole damn thing god damn it... now i cant get it out of my head
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

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:bash:

Please, do the above to me.
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Rael »

Web, where is the part where your nemesis GM ports in and tries to kill you?
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Webin »

that's a new character!
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by zanagan »

Is that Gemstone III? I use to play that a long time ago lol.
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Webin »

It's dragonrealms.
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by zanagan »

Never tried dragonrealms but i think it's from the same creators as gemstone iii? simultronics.
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Reedu »

Yep.
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Aus »

No one cares about Dragonrealms.
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Re: Slayer of Grass Eels

Post by Xochi »

I care Aus
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Re: the art of disarming boxes

Post by Scopar »

Xyrm wrote::bash:

Please, do the above to me.
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