Vis Maior

"... He now knew what he had to do. Adrenaline surged through his body and thoughts of world domination filled his mind. He spontaneously shot another load onto Joseph's face as he dreamed about the possibilities. However, the sound of an approaching guard caused him to snap back to reality. "HELP! This crazy Nazi bastard tried to bite my penis off!" the farm boy screamed. The newly-hired guard quickly fumbled for his keys as he held down bile after viewing the disgusting sight of the farm boy's mangled member. As soon as the door slid open, one insanely strong punch to the face sent the guard's head soaring off his shoulders and exploding against the nearby wall. "UNLIMITED POWER!!!" the farm boy screamed as he..."

the farm boy screamed as he woke up from his nightmare. Thankfully, he did not punch a guard and he still was HIV postive. Farm boy counted his blessings. But in the afternoon, Farm boy got terribly nervous. A stocky guard came to his cell at 4pm to take him from his cell. "The Warden wants to see you", said the guard as he escorted Farm boy down the corridor, one arm on his hand, the other on his buttocks. Entering the Warden's office, he approached the Warden's desk with caution. "Farm boy, you've got lucky", said the Warden, "You are eligible for Parole. You will be taken to town today where you will restart your life. I have personally arranged a job for you based on your talents. A local all boys catholic school needs a gym coach, don't let me down."

The end.

OMG YLAREN MAKE LOVE TO ME YLAREN PLZ WE LOVE YOU YLAREN ZOMG!

Thank God this thread died.

Here's Fab's.. 'artistic' contribution to the thread:

what the fuck did your perverted mind do to my masterpeice

edit: btw isnt it about time for a second story time with Vis Maior?

we've gotta get in the mood some raid night, and i'll post another one =)