Pretty funny craigslist post

[Urduro]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/adg/1079313077.html

Copied text:

I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car. Seriously.

You need to be uglier than the famous "Integra girl"
*integra pic*
And fuglier than the "Supra girl"
*supra pic*

I'm jealous of both of you assholes with your own ugly girl. When do I get my own?

My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, fucked up, greasy hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.
-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-a tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better

and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.

And lastly, here is a picture of my car, which you will be destroying with your face: *his car picture there*

Please reply back to my ad with a full body picture (fully clothed, as I do not want to go blind before the photoshoot). I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactiv.

[Rensy]

If you wanted to reply to my ad you should use the appropriate channels not my guilds forums.

[Urduro]

LOL

[greekrefugee]

LOL

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